Monica Geller says

"I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals"
"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"
"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it"
"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha"
"Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?"
""Throbbing pens"? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those"
"Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"
"That's probably because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid"
"Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp"
"I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees"
"Oh! Relinquish is just a fancy word for "lose"!"


MONICA: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals. CHANDLER: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?
Soy tan parecida a ella que me quiero morir. : S


jaja la respuesta de Chandler es buenísima.
Pero es genial Monica ! (menos cuando explica en el cumple sorpresa de Rachel como tapar los marcadores para que no se sequen :P)