"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods"
"Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter"
"Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active." What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?"
"I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing"
"I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever"
"I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while"
"I'm just like losing my faith with humanity"
"Just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level"