Rachel Green says

“What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?”
“Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy" and it *is* a big deal!”
“Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E"?”
“Do you know the only person who'd wanna listen to this? A mental health professional. And that's only because they get paid a hundred dollars an hour”
“I don't want my baby's first words to be ‘How You Doing’”
“Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe”
“Say it. Say we are unagi”
“Ah, salmon skin roll”
“Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming”
“Oh there he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village”
“Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it, you see?”
“Because he's Richard's son, Monica. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner”
“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”
“Oh, Hello Dr Geller. This is Professor McNulty from the fake accent University. We'd like you to come on board with us full time”