Eric Cartman says

"They're not people, they're hippies!"
"I'm not Fat! I just have another lifestyle!"
"Oh did you hear that Clyde? That sounded like diarrhea coming out of somebody's mouth."
"Special olympics? What's so special about it?"
"I wasn't sleeping, I was just thinking real hard"
"Mmmmm! Let me taste your tears of unfathomable sadness!"