Fucktastic
Greetings - How the fuck are you?
Fraud - I got fucked by the car dealer
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Problem - Well, I guess I'm fucked now
Aggression - Fuck you
Disgust - Fuck me
Confusion - What the fuck?
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking business
Despair - Fucked again
Incompetence - He fucks up everything
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Lost - Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelieveable
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass
Telling time - I have to work till 5 o-fucking-clock