William Freeman says

"I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife."

"In my opinion, all men are islands. And what's more, now's the time to be one. This is an island age."

"I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza!"

"Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in."

"Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life."

"And there I was killing them softly with my song. Or rather being killed. And not so softly either."